End Fatigue

For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and drink very little red wine, and they suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and drink lots of Tequila, and they suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

3. The French eat lots of fatty cheese and rich food and drink lots of wine, and they suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and eat lots of carbohydrate-rich pasta, and they suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats, and they suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.