Men and Women—Different Approaches to Things… Part 1 - Women A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I have some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a margarita." After 3 or 4 margarita's, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more margaritas. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS." The woman said, "I don't want any of those hussies sleeping with your father after I'm gone." Part 2 - Guys An elderly man would like to go on a helicopter ride for the first time in his life. His wife is not really interested, but she says if it makes him happy, she will go with him. He is very tight with money! He finds a pilot and asks him how much it will cost him if he and his wife go for an hour ride in the helicopter. The pilot responds, "You are a nice elderly man so I will only charge you $50." The old man is in shock, and responds that $50 is a lot of money. The pilot responds that it really isn't a lot, but if the man and his wife do not say anything to each other on the trip and do not say even one word to the pilot, he will not charge the old man even one penny. The old man is so happy that he says to the pilot "You have a deal!" The pilot takes them on a ride and when he lands the helicopter, he says to the old man." I tried so hard to get you to talk, but you said nothing!" "I know," says the old man. "I really wanted to say something when my wife fell out of the helicopter............ but 50 bucks is 50 bucks!" We thank Poupadall for the joke this week. They win a free bottle of either the Energy Revitalization System vitamin powder or Corvalen (Ribose)! | 
