In honor of Christmas, we get to have 2 jokes this week ;-) In honor of CFS/FMS, both will be "Brain Fog Moments!" Wishing a Happy and healthy New Year to all!!! Love and Blessings, Dr. T Brain Fog Moment #1 is from Gayle: An elderly couple had their friends over for dinner one evening. While the ladies were clearing the table and getting the desert ready in the kitchen, one of the gentlemen was relating a new discovery to the other man. "We discovered a new restaurant in town that is just fabulous. The service was great, a wonderful variety of foods to choose from, great ambiance. We really loved it and thought you two would enjoy it." "What's the name of it?" inquired the friend. "Oh, let's see. I'm not sure I can remember. Let's see. What is the flower that is red and you give it on Valentine's day and it represents love?" he asked. The friend replied, "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's right," he said. Then he hollered into the kitchen, "Rose, what is the name of that new restaurant we tried the other night?" Brain Fog Moment #2: (We don't have the name of the submitter, but I love the e-mail address: Hrt4God@...) A blonde goes to vacation in Las Vegas. She gets in line at a coke machine. She puts a dollar in, out comes a coke. She puts another dollar in, out comes another coke. She puts yet another dollar in, out comes another coke. As time passes a long line ensues. The man behind her can't take it anymore and asks her if she sees the long line behind her. She replies, "DUHHHHH I'm winning!!!!!!!" |