A Pirate Walks into a Bar A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible!" "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." Bartender: "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really." Bartender: "What about that eye patch?" Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them pooed in my eye." Bartender: "You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird poo...?" Pirate: "Well, it was my first day with the hook." ........ Our thanks to Irene for this week's joke. Irene wins a free bottle of Corvalen or the Energy Revitalization System vitamin powder;-) We invite you to send in your favorite jokes or quotes. |