This Week's Quote I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it.
— Harry Emerson Fosdick This Week's Joke A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet," Your hamster is dead." Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. "It's definitely dead sir," says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be $500, please." "$500 just to tell me my hamster is dead!" fumes the man. "Well," says the vet, "My diagnosis was $50, but the lab report and the cat scan cost $450!" ........ Our thanks to Gwen for this week's joke. Gwen wins a free bottle of Corvalen or the Energy Revitalization System vitamin powder;-) We invite you to send in your favorite jokes or quotes. | 
